Are You Pregnant?

Yesterday I was at Safeway getting food from the deli. I was waiting in line behind an old lady ordering a sandwich. The girl working at the counter was so ditsy. Every time the lady would name an item she wanted on her sandwich the girl would say, "oh you go girl." After she finished with the lady it was my turn to order, then she looks at me and asks if I am having a baby. I had every intention that the first person that asked me that I was going to say no just to mess with them. This girl however wasn't the brightest so I figured messing with her would be a waste of time. So anyways, I guess that I officially look pregnant enough for strangers to ask.